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Crazy adventures in Spain

You're NEVER, and I mean NEVER, going to belief what has happened to me in the last few days.

First of, greetings from Spain, a country I will crown as having one of the hottest woman.

So, on to my story, I went out and went to a bunch of different clubs until I've reached one with loads of hot woman, from the start they were all very wild, crazy dancing, so I got myself over there and started dancing with this very hot Spanish chick. Immediately I start to curl my hands in hers, kinoing, all that good stuff, and we start to makeout. So after a while I say to her: ''Quiero coger tu culo, porque te amo'' (I want to fuck you in the ass, because I love you), she goes: ''wow, that's very direct!'', I was like: ''yea well... You're hot so...'', we start to dance more and I say to her: ''You want to get out of here to mine?''. And she goes: ''No..... But uhhh how you say, bathroom?''.
Me: ''Sure, let's go!'' and I start leading her.

At this point I was still in denial. It can't be this easy, she must've meant something else.

We arrive at the bathroom and we make out more and I'm thinking: ''Fuck, she didn't come here for nothing'' and I start unbuttoning her pants and well.... Need I say more?

So not only did I pull my first SNL in under 5 minutes with a very hot Spanish chick (exactly my type, nice ass, slim body, cute face) that I know nothing about other than her name, in a public bathroom in the club, but...

.... That's not even the crazy part, it gets better.

The next day we text back and forth, and I try to meetup with her. She wants it too (I was expecting a flake due to the quickness of the SNL,,etc).

So the whole night we're texting back and forth but she kept saying stuff like: ''oh, I'm dancing with friends now, sorry'', So at the end of the night while walking home I decided fuck it, I'm calling her. She picked up and was excited, told me where to go. So me and my friend start walking back towards the club. (yeah, my friend too, I thought if I'm getting pussy then so is he :p)

And when we get there all the clubs are closed, she's waiting outside with 2 of her female friends and 1 male. We say hello, I kiss my girl and we start walking along the coast of the beach. After a while they sent the other guy home, so now it was me, my friend bv and 3 spanish chicks. At this point they kept talking in Spanish, but man, some words are just easy to understand in English too.

Her friend said I should show my abs, and she was like: yea, very.. Nice! (I don't even work out and have NO sixpack at all). So I went: ''I like your friend'' and she misinterpreted and shouted excitedly: ''He likes me? Oohhh! Trio trio!''. I'm like, wait.. Did she just say threesome?

So I told my girl, no, I didn't mean it like THAT, I don't want a threesome.

So we kept walking and I don't know wtf happened but these chicks were talking in Spanish and the only words I could make out were: ''Trio'' and ''Orgy sa la playa'' (playa = beach)

My friend and I kept highfiving each other and kept thinking we were both dreaming and that we would wake up any minute, because like... Well... Wtf?

Both of these days I didn't use any game, just kino and 3D escalation I suppose.

So anyway, we got to a quiet area on the beach and they start kissing each other, they start kissing us. And somehow I landed myself in a foursome or orgy or I dunno wtf this is.

Okay well that's the cool and crazy part and I don't think anyone will believe it, but, it's a very true story. I'm still wet from the shower I took to get the sand out of my butt-cheeks and dick.

Now here comes the sucky part..... It was such a high pressure situation, with the sand being everywhere and the multiple people and all, that I couldn't get it up (only semi erect). And the fact that they kept saying stuff like: "bla bla bla disfunctionale!" and laughing didn't help either. They kept trying though, bless their hearts, kept sucking my dick, stroking, kissing, etc. But, no dice.

Oh well..... I still had a crazy time, awesome adventure and a story that will beat anyone else's story at a cocktail party.

Plus it was still fun to have 2 girls suck my dick while I look over to the left and see my friend fucking this other Spanish chick.

Priceless...